# 4 FACING OFF TO THE SIDE

Have you ever noticed that Raptor Jesus always looks slightly off to the side in photographs?

The reason for this is a hotly-debated topic. “Scientists” will argue that His peripheral vision forces Him to tilt His head slightly to the side just to see what’s in front of Him. This “evolutionary advantage” allows him to keep on the look-out for natural enemies and other potential predators.

But all true followers know that Raptor Jesus IS a potential predator and that those “scientists” are full of crap.

“Peripheral vision” is just one of the many lies told by heretics and non-believers to discredit our Lord and Savior as nothing but a poor, helpless deity, And while it is true that Raptor Jesus was persecuted for His beliefs, (see picture) He is also a vengeful, ravenous messiah that isn’t afraid to fire off an AK-47 single-handedly to save the life of a baby sheep He wants to eat later. (see post below)

Anyway, the real reason He always poses that way is because it displays Raptor Jesus’ more prominent facial features, making him look that much more mysterious and sexier!

(Rawr! AmIrite?)

#3. Alternative Belief Systems

Raptor Jesus is nothing if not progressive. During his many pilgimages to far off lands and into space, RJ has encountered many a strange creature, and devoured them all. This gives him valuable insights into alternative viewpoints of diverse populations. He is compassionate to all human-like kind.

Through his infinite wisdom, RJ quickly and deftly forms treaties with other dinosaur deity. There are many rumors that RJ and RM work together toward a common goal. This is crap. Though they are pictured together, and though they remain close friends, their two viewpoints differ on key issues such as childrearing, martyrdom, and lols. It has been documented, though not very well, that RM is has little or no sense of humor, and simply stares down children, rather than laughing at them.

The important thing to take away from this, is that Raptor Jesus is tolerant and understanding and always wise. But don't you cross him, or he'll eat your lips!!