Jovial by nature, Raptor Jesus has acquired much of his vast, vast following by constantly, though not directly, pointing out the value of a sense of humor.
While death and forgiveness of sin are important parts of Raptor Jesus's choice of lifestyle, he is always capable of recognizing the humor in uncomfortable situations. Especially when in the company of children and the elderly, Raptor Jesus will punctuate his profound wisdom with unrelated laughter. The result is often an infectious avalanche of laughter, lulling his subjects into a sense of security and belonging.
Some speculate that such laughter is actually at the expense of those worshiping him, and is in fact a reason to disapprove of Raptor Jesus's teachings. Those people are wrong and will die horribly.
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