# 7 VELOCIRAPTOR AWARENESS DAY

Even though the propagandized “day of awareness” spreads a rather negative image of Velcoiraptors to the ignorant and uniformed, Raptor Jesus is surprisingly supportive of “Velociraptor Awareness Day” .....because it teaches everyone to be afraid of Velociraptors.

AS WE SHOULD BE!

And even though it may teach humanity to be prepared in case of a Raptor attack, stocking up on weapons and Raptor killing supplies, we all know (or we should by now) that Raptors love a good challenge and view any opposition as an invitation to kill.

And it’s not like any amount of raptor awareness could stop Raptor Jesus.

SO BE AWARE PUNY HUMANS - RAPTOR JESUS COMMANDS IT – BE AWARE AND FEAR! FEAR FOR YOUR LIVES!

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