# 2 Mixing Science with Religion

While the Government may separate Church and State and prevent schools from teaching Creationism to our children, Raptor Jesus says “RAAEWWWR!!!” and tears them a new one. For how else could our scavenging Lord and Savior have been created in a Geneticists laboratory without the help of God and Science….TOGETHER???

Answer: he couldn’t have. And then where would we be, government? Huh?

Only by playing God with the tools of man can Raptor Jesus create the miracles we know and love today that defy the natural law. Miracles such as cloning and genetic engineering! And only by committing ourselves to this cause with a dogmatic devotion can we (and Raptor Jesus) ever hope to make such pictures a reality:

And lastly, as Raptor Jesus would surely agree, mixing science and religion would finally give us an answer the question of “where did we come from?” that I’m sure we ALL would agree on, ending all wars forever.

At least until we're overrun by T-Rexes.

#1. Laughing Out Loud

Jovial by nature, Raptor Jesus has acquired much of his vast, vast following by constantly, though not directly, pointing out the value of a sense of humor.

While death and forgiveness of sin are important parts of Raptor Jesus's choice of lifestyle, he is always capable of recognizing the humor in uncomfortable situations. Especially when in the company of children and the elderly, Raptor Jesus will punctuate his profound wisdom with unrelated laughter. The result is often an infectious avalanche of laughter, lulling his subjects into a sense of security and belonging.

Some speculate that such laughter is actually at the expense of those worshiping him, and is in fact a reason to disapprove of Raptor Jesus's teachings. Those people are wrong and will die horribly.