# 2 Mixing Science with Religion

While the Government may separate Church and State and prevent schools from teaching Creationism to our children, Raptor Jesus says “RAAEWWWR!!!” and tears them a new one. For how else could our scavenging Lord and Savior have been created in a Geneticists laboratory without the help of God and Science….TOGETHER???

Answer: he couldn’t have. And then where would we be, government? Huh?

Only by playing God with the tools of man can Raptor Jesus create the miracles we know and love today that defy the natural law. Miracles such as cloning and genetic engineering! And only by committing ourselves to this cause with a dogmatic devotion can we (and Raptor Jesus) ever hope to make such pictures a reality:

And lastly, as Raptor Jesus would surely agree, mixing science and religion would finally give us an answer the question of “where did we come from?” that I’m sure we ALL would agree on, ending all wars forever.

At least until we're overrun by T-Rexes.