#3. Alternative Belief Systems

Raptor Jesus is nothing if not progressive. During his many pilgimages to far off lands and into space, RJ has encountered many a strange creature, and devoured them all. This gives him valuable insights into alternative viewpoints of diverse populations. He is compassionate to all human-like kind.

Through his infinite wisdom, RJ quickly and deftly forms treaties with other dinosaur deity. There are many rumors that RJ and RM work together toward a common goal. This is crap. Though they are pictured together, and though they remain close friends, their two viewpoints differ on key issues such as childrearing, martyrdom, and lols. It has been documented, though not very well, that RM is has little or no sense of humor, and simply stares down children, rather than laughing at them.

The important thing to take away from this, is that Raptor Jesus is tolerant and understanding and always wise. But don't you cross him, or he'll eat your lips!!