Thursday, September 11, 2008

#5 – LEET SPEAK

(Today's entry translated from Leet speak)

R@ptr Je5u5 rekgn1z3s that teh inerwebz iz teh w@y 0f teh futur. With l33t 5p3@k being teh l@ngu@g3 4 dizcor53. H3 n0ez thi5 bcuz H3 iz l33t. H3 iz n0t @ n00b. B31ng teh L33t M@5t3r H3 iz, hiz l33t al0wz him to pwn @ L@N parteez & WOW w/ez. $$$

R@ptr J35u5 n0z teh interwebz iz $$$ & L33t = $$$. H3 n0z cuz h3 iz l33t. h3 iz d3finitly n0t @ n00b. (N0 N00BS!)

Raptr Jezus noez teh interwebz iz teh way of teh future. He’z n0 n00b. Hez $$$. So $$$ he likz teh WOW, 2.


*translation* (as best as I could)

"Raptor Jesus recognizes that the internet is the way of the future, with leetspeak being the language for discourse. He knows this because he is leet. He is (definitely) not a noob. Being the leet master he is, his leetspeak allows him to “pown” at Lan Parties and World of Warcraft with ease. (This is) so great.

Raptor Jesus knows the internet is great and leetspeak is great. He knows because he is “leet” and is definitely not a “newbie.”

Raptor Jesus knows the internet is the way of the future. He is not a newbie. He’s great. (It is) so great (that) he likes the World of Warcraft, too."

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